The Partridge Family (TV Series)

What? and Get Out of Show Business? (1970)

Dave Madden: Reuben Kincaid

Quotes 

• Reuben Kincaid : You members of some flaky religious group?

  Danny : No, sir, I'm here to represent the Partridges.

  Reuben Kincaid : The *birds*?

  Danny : The family!

• Reuben Kincaid : [Asking about Danny]  How old is he?

  Tracy Partridge : [Answers with, chocolate ice cream smeered around her mouth]  Ten. Why?

  Reuben Kincaid : I keep getting this funny feeling that I'm dealing with a 40-year-old midget.

  [Tracy, smiled and puts a spoonful of ice cream, into Reuben's mouth]