Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Conky's Breakdown (1990)

Jimmy Smits: Johnny Wilson

Quotes 

• [When Miss Yvonne arrives and sees Authorized Conky Repairman Johnny Wilson , her voice is heavy with low-level innuendo] 

  Miss Yvonne : Well, who is this!

  Johnny Wilson : Johnny Wilson, Authorized Conky Repairman, at your service, Miss...

  Miss Yvonne : Yvonne.

  [she giggles with mock-shyness] 

  Johnny Wilson : I just have a few more switches to tighten here. My wrench - where is my...

  Miss Yvonne : Is that a wrench in your pocket?

  Johnny Wilson : Hah! That's a wrench. Thank you very much, Miss...

  Miss Yvonne : Yvonne.

  [Johnny proceeds to finish his repairs, and Conky is re-activated to everyone's delight] 

  Johnny Wilson : Y'know, Pee-wee, when it comes to mechanical things around the house, it's always best to use a qualified repairman. He has the right tools

  [he pauses slightly] 

  Johnny Wilson : , and he knows how to use them.