- [When Miss Yvonne arrives and sees Authorized Conky Repairman Johnny Wilson , her voice is heavy with low-level innuendo]
- Miss Yvonne: Well, who is this!
- Johnny Wilson: Johnny Wilson, Authorized Conky Repairman, at your service, Miss...
- Miss Yvonne: Yvonne.
- [she giggles with mock-shyness]
- Johnny Wilson: I just have a few more switches to tighten here. My wrench - where is my...
- Miss Yvonne: Is that a wrench in your pocket?
- Johnny Wilson: Hah! That's a wrench. Thank you very much, Miss...
- Miss Yvonne: Yvonne.
- [Johnny proceeds to finish his repairs, and Conky is re-activated to everyone's delight]
- Johnny Wilson: Y'know, Pee-wee, when it comes to mechanical things around the house, it's always best to use a qualified repairman. He has the right tools
- [he pauses slightly]
- Johnny Wilson: , and he knows how to use them.
- [Conky the Robot has broken down]
- Chairry: The Playhouse won't be the same without Conky.
- Floory: The Playhouse won't be the same? What do you mean?
- Mr. Window: No more secret words?
- Pee-wee Herman: Gosh, I don't even want to think about a Playhouse without secret words. Conky, I'd like to help you, but I don't know what to do.
- Globey: Pee-wee, why don't you look in the Conky Owner's Manual?
- Conky: Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee Herman: What is it, Conky?
- Conky: I don't feel so great.
- [everyone screams]
- Conky: No. Really, Pee-wee. Something's wrong. I don't feel very well.
- Pee-wee Herman: [trying to fix Conky the Robot] Sure this doesn't hurt, Conky?
- Conky: No, Pee-wee. The good thing about being a robot is that I don't feel pain.
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, I guess that's one advantage to being a robot.