Petticoat Junction (TV Series)
Cannonball Christmas (1963)
Smiley Burnette: Charley Pratt
Quotes
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Charley Pratt : Kate, if you'll let me be Santa Claus this year, I promise you a nice big fat gobbler for Christmas dinner!
Uncle Joe Carson : [sarcastically alluding to Charlie's gluttony, and pretending as if he's actually just referring to himself as a "gobbler", rather than offering to bring a turkey for Kate's family and guests] Aw, Charlie - - you're *always* here for Christmas dinner!