Pie in the Sky (TV Series)

Pork Pies (1997)

Malcolm Sinclair: Freddy Fisher

Quotes 

• Freddy Fisher : Trubbs Thunderbolt doesn't contain any meat?

  Henry Crabbe : No sir, none!

  Freddy Fisher : Does it matter?

  Henry Crabbe : Well of course it matters. It matters to all of those women who have been protesting of behalf of all those poor little veal calves. It matters to all of those people who have been buying veal and pork sausages from Mr. Trubbs. Who makes bangers with any bang. I suppose the offence would be fraud and deception.

  Freddy Fisher : I suppose it would.

  Henry Crabbe : Well of course it would. It's shocking

  Freddy Fisher : There would be a lot of publicity if we charged him.

  Henry Crabbe : Yes, and very positive too. ACC Fisher protects the public again.

  Freddy Fisher : Okay, nick him.

  Henry Crabbe : Right.

  Freddy Fisher : At the end of the month.

  Henry Crabbe : What?

  [confused] 

  Henry Crabbe : wey wey why?

  Freddy Fisher : Because he's PAID to the end of the month. Go back to the factory, keep the protester situation under surveillance and on the 31st. of the month, nick him.