- Tori's Double: Anything you can do, I can do better.
- Tori: Except pick clothes. And what is with that hair?
- Tori's Double: You think you're funny? Bring it on, girlfriend!
- Cameron 'Cam' Watanabe: Got something for you. I like to call it the Megazord Lightning Mode. You control it by using your inner power, but, remember, it only lasts sixty seconds.
- Shane: It takes longer to make microwave popcorn.
- [first lines]
- Tori: What was THAT all about?
- Shane: Aw, some guy. Couldn't stop talking about how cute you are, how he wanted your phone number...
- Tori: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Stop. Rewind. Super cute Surfer Hottie was asking about me?
- Shane: Dude, man, it was so lame.
- Tori: And you let 'im leave?
- [She punches Shane's arm]
- Shane: Hey, what was THAT for?
- Tori: I'm a girl. Girrrrrrrl.
- Dustin: Y-yeah, I-I-I-I know, but... like, you're not a GIRL girl...
- Shane: You're like a guy girl.
- Dustin: Yeah.
- Kelly Halloway: My advice for you both - stop trying to make it better, 'cause it's only getting worse.