Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Eugene Levy/Conan O'Brien (2001)

Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various

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Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : [to Eugene Levy]  Where do Canadians go when they need to get away? Do they just go to the border and look and peer and wish?

• Bob Hope : [to Eugene Levy]  I didn't see your movie, but I saw a trailer for it, where you entered, I think, a kitchen and there was a kid and he was doin' something with a pie. He had his, like, penis in a pie, didn't he?

  Eugene Levy : Well, we, we didn't actually, we didn't actually see any body parts, but I think...

  Bob Hope : And it reminded me of a scene that I did years ago in a movie called "I'll Take Sweden"...

  Jiminy Glick : I love that film!

  Bob Hope : ...When Anita Ekberg and I walk in on my son, and he was watching TV.

  [pause] 

  Bob Hope : Yeah, things have changed.

  Jiminy Glick : No, see, now... yes, now you are...

  Bob Hope : I don't know how to, how I fit in in this world now, y'know.

  Jiminy Glick : It's wonderful to have you here, we have to pause, we have to sell something. Without these people, we don't have any money!

  Bob Hope : I want... I wanna talk more about that kid's penis.

• Jiminy Glick : See, this is what I've heard about you, and again, I've heard that you can be fun, cooperative, but there's a SNAP.

  Conan O'Brien : Do you understand what kind of pressure I'm under?

  Jiminy Glick : What pressure? You've got a five year pick up, you're makin' four, five thousand dollars a month now. What would be your concern? The ladies love you.

  Conan O'Brien : They do.

  Jiminy Glick : And you're hip. Everyone says "Oh, you're so hip." You're so hip. And when it goes away, and it WILL go away, and I think it might've gone away...

  Conan O'Brien : About a year and a half ago, yeah.

  Jiminy Glick : ...Is someone left with a sense of emptiness, Conan O'Brien?

  Conan O'Brien : I sometimes, yeah, when the show's over... I don't know how much time you have, but...

  Jiminy Glick : Oh, we haven't been taping for a while.

  Conan O'Brien : ...When the show's over sometimes, they... everyone else leaves right away, and I often stay here on the set, and they turn off the lights, and sometimes there's a lone spotlight just on me, and it can get very poignant. Y'know, sometimes people question why stay for that-

  [Jiminy's cell phone rings] 

  Jiminy Glick : Excuse me, just one second, keep that...

  [answers it] 

  Jiminy Glick : Hello?

  [...] 

  Jiminy Glick : Oh hi, Dixie, how are you?

  [...] 

  Jiminy Glick : No, I'm doing an interview with this guy.

  [...] 

  Jiminy Glick : Conan O'Brien.

  [...] 

  Jiminy Glick : [laughs]  I don't know him either! But he's lots of fun, a big shocker right here, it's like watching, you know when we watch "Here's Lucy" at night...

  Conan O'Brien : I was telling you, I was telling you about a pretty sad...

  Jiminy Glick : [to Conan]  And I want to hear about it, 'cause it's really interesting.

  [to Dixie] 

  Jiminy Glick : No, that's, no, tell Morgan those things are called bucket seats. And they're called bucket seats for a reason.

  Conan O'Brien : I don't...

  Jiminy Glick : Put Morgan on.

  Conan O'Brien : I don't lower my defenses often.

  Jiminy Glick : [to Conan]  Ssh!

  Conan O'Brien : It's rare when a comedian would open up...

  Jiminy Glick : Please, please, please, buddy. I'm dealing with my son, Morgan, wants to put a whole bunch of groceries in a bucket seat, and he doesn't want to use a bag, he just wants to keep them loose in a bucket seat, and I'm upset, and I really want to get to you, but ultimately, this is my life.

  [listens in phone] 

  Jiminy Glick : Oh, she hung up.

  [puts phone in his pocket] 

  Jiminy Glick : Well this has been fun. Y... you really are a true sport, because I'll tell you why-

  [Conan stands up and walks out of the interview] 

  Jiminy Glick : what have I done? Someone explain to me what the hell has gone on!