- Jiminy Glick: And, and you met your husband there.
- [Northwestern University]
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I did.
- Jiminy Glick: The wonderful Richard Louis Dreyfuss.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: That, that is not my husband.
- Jiminy Glick: He's not your husband.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: No, people often make that mistake.
- Jiminy Glick: They do, I bet.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: His name isn't Louis Dreyfuss, his name is Richard Dreyfuss with two Ss, and I'm Louis-Dreyfus with one S.
- Jiminy Glick: And you married Richard after, or before...
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I didn't marry Richard, in fact.
- Jiminy Glick: You lived together in sin, because that was the era.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I'm married to Brad Hall, Jiminy.
- Jiminy Glick: But you took Richard Dreyfuss's surname, why?
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: It's just so pretty.
- Jiminy Glick: So this has been really fun. Damn your PR people, 'cause they made it difficult.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I'm sorry about that.
- Jiminy Glick: Oh my goodness, the demands were unbelievable, dear. You have to know that. Because a lot of you stars don't know what THEY demand.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I'd like to hear the list.
- Jiminy Glick: It had to be Schweppes Ginger Ale, and there had to be straws. And straws, I mean... we're at war, dear. So, but y'know, I, this is not the point, the point is,
- [tapping Julia with a rolled-up newspaper]
- Jiminy Glick: I'm happy you came, I'm happy you came, I'm thrilled you came, I'm happy you came, and I'm happy you came. And I want to thank you, I want to wish you the best of luck, I want you to say hello to your hubby...
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Richard Dreyfuss.
- Jiminy Glick: Yes.