Primetime Glick (TV Series)
Jon Lovitz/Rob Reiner (2002)
Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various
Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : Don't you think, Jon Lovitz, that it's the comedy people that the women love, but isn't it ultimately in the sack, the ladies want to laugh?
Jon Lovitz : Well I don't think they want to LAUGH in the sack; I think they want to have, y'know, orgasms, frankly.
Jiminy Glick : This is dirty talk. And I don't like it.
[hits Jon with his rolled-up paper]
Jiminy Glick : I'm gonna get angry at you.
Jon Lovitz : You're asking me about sex!
Jiminy Glick : I'm not asking about sex, Jon Lovitz.
Jon Lovitz : What are you asking me?
Jiminy Glick : I'm trying to figure out, I don't know WHAT to ask you. Well, let me just say this, that you have been absolutely...
Jon Lovitz : What are you leaving, we're done?
Jiminy Glick : What?
Jon Lovitz : You're out of questions?
Jiminy Glick : You talk dirty, you think sometimes you...
Jon Lovitz : Well you ask dirty questions!
Jiminy Glick : No no no, I had Billy Graham's son out here, and I asked him the same questions, and his answers were totally different. And I think it's very interesting, but I think of your generation, you feel that you have to talk dirty.
Jon Lovitz : No, I'm not in that generation.
Jiminy Glick : Oh yes you are. How old are you?
Jon Lovitz : I'm forty-four.
Jiminy Glick : Yeah, right.
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Jiminy Glick : I did love you as the Master Lesbian. And I think...
Jon Lovitz : Master THESPIAN.
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Jon Lovitz : How did you, like, get where you are?
Jiminy Glick : [laughs] Now you're being, you're being facetious, aren't you?
Jon Lovitz : [imitating Jiminy] Yes I am!
Jiminy Glick : Oh, I love that. That's the earmark of an "SNL" veteran. They are filled with irony and they're filled with facetiousness, and I think that's great. I think that's...
Jon Lovitz : What are YOU filled with? Donuts?
[audience cheers]