Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Tim Allen/Edie Falco (2002)

Tim Allen: Self

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : Your real name is Tim Allen Dick.

  Tim Allen : Yes.

  Jiminy Glick : And I always thought that was just, y'know, someone describing you. But that's your actual last name, is it not?

  Tim Allen : Yes, Jiminy, it is.

  Jiminy Glick : And why did you change it, Tim Allen?

  Tim Allen : Well, because you can't go on TV as comedian Tim Dick. Then people, the first time I did that, television show, they said, why not just call it Tim Penis? I mean, if you're gonna go that way.

  Jiminy Glick : Tim Penis, or, or Tim Wiener, or something like that.

• Jiminy Glick : This has been lots of fun, I've been sittin' with, uh, Tim Allen, Dick. And, and he's been so much...

  Tim Allen : When you put a pause in there like that, people get the idea that you just called me a dick, you didn't...

  Jiminy Glick : No no, I wouldn't call ya- you're Tim Allen... DICK.

  [laughs]