Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Tim Allen/Edie Falco (2002)

Edie Falco: Self

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Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : I remember exactly where I was when I heard that Tommy Lee and Pam had split up. And you don't know who to believe in anymore. It's like when I just heard that Tyson had split up, that seemed sad too.

  Edie Falco : Tyson split up with who?

  Jiminy Glick : Ssssh! I've got more questions!

  Edie Falco : Sorry.

  Jiminy Glick : [long pause as Jiminy stares at her]  If you keep interrupting me, when I have more questions, how can I possibly double task? I can't double task. You expect too much from me, girl!

  [another long pause] 

  Jiminy Glick : I don't mean to get heavy, and I know you're my guest, but that's wrong. And I want you to talk to your psychic or shrink or to your God, God forbid you should go to church, and question why would interrupt me. Thank you very much.

• Jiminy Glick : So the Italian people... how come they pretend not to be killers so much?

  Edie Falco : [confused]  "How come they pretend not to be killers... so much? How come they pretend not to be killers so much?"

  Jiminy Glick : Any thoughts?

  Edie Falco : No.

• Jiminy Glick : Oh, you have an Aunt Carmella!

  Edie Falco : I do.

  Jiminy Glick : Oh, that's wonderful. I had an Aunt Carmella too.

  Edie Falco : You really do?

  Jiminy Glick : Yes.

  Edie Falco : Are you Italian?

  Jiminy Glick : No. And nor was she.

  Edie Falco : Oh, okay.

  Jiminy Glick : We just called her Carmella 'cause she always smelled of garlic.