- Mrs. Maureen Parker: [mistakenly thinks Suga Mama is a maid] Trudy I see your maid has been cutting corners. And look at her, I think it might be time to hire some younger help.
- Suga Mama: [mad; raises her fists] Don't start with me, Bougie.
- Trudy Proud: Mother, that's not our maid. That Sugar Mama, Oscar's mother.
- Mrs. Maureen Parker: Of course, I thought I smelled mothballs.
- Penny Proud: See what I'm saying. Dijonay, are you listening?
- Dijonay Jones: Huh? Oh yeah, I know how you feel girl. But what's up with your cute cousin over there, in the baggy white shorts?
- Penny Proud: S'mo?
- Dijonay Jones: Oh, S'mo. He's got a cute name, too. I want me S'mo. Hey. He was over here earlier trying to spit a little game at me.
- Penny Proud: [confused] spit game? Dijonay he was probably just spitting up, he's only 10 months old.
- Dijonay Jones: Girl, please, I think you've been sipping that Hatorade again.
- Mrs. Maureen Parker: [Maureen's dog scores a touchdown] Cocoa Cocoa, get it Cocoa go Cocoa. Touchdown.
- Oscar Proud: Hey, that's an illegal dog downfield.
- Mrs. Maureen Parker: So what? We didn't argue about the crusty old woman downfield.
- [Suga Mama swats her aside]
- Boonnetta: I know you're not talking about my baby. Besides my baby ain't never taken anything that's not his.
- Mrs. Maureen Parker: Except the entire dinner last night. You Prouds are nothing but trouble.
- Suga Mama: [mad] Oh, you ain't seen trouble yet. Those are fighting words.
- [puts her fists up]
- Suga Mama: .