- Oscar Proud: What do you think you're doing?
- Joseph: We're here to celebrate Kwanzaa.
- Oscar Proud: I thought we did that yesterday.
- Bobby Proud: [singing] Oh, everybody knows Kwanzaa's seven days.
- Oscar Proud: Seven days? I don't do anything for seven days.
- Suga Mama: 'Cept go without bathing.
- Trudy Proud: Oh, I know what you're trying to say. But you're wrong. I'm not attached to anything here. I'm not like that at-
- [crash]
- Trudy Proud: Aaaah! No! Not my good china!
- Suga Mama: What do you care? You're not attached.
- [drops another plate]
- Suga Mama: Whoops, dropped another one.
- Penny Proud: Daddy, why can't I have a cell phone for Christmas?
- Oscar Proud: Because people with cell phones have cell phone bills, and you have a can and string allowance.
- Bobby Proud: [singing] I loves me some fruitcake.
- [smells it]
- Bobby Proud: But this smells like the bottom of somebody's boot-cake. Ooh!
- [kicks it out the window]