- [Sam is revealing his true self to his sexist boss]
- Buddy Wright: [shocked] You did a Christine Jorgensen?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: No! I didn't say I *used* to be a man, I said I *am* a man!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I know how a man throws a ball...
- [throws a baseball hard]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: ...and how he throws a punch.
- [knockes Buddy out cold]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I am ready to leap, NOW!
- [leaps out]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [Narrating] Two hours as Samantha and I knew that the lyrics to "I Enjoy Being a Girl" were not written by one.
- [an amorous co-worker comes on to Sam as Samantha]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Don't even start unless you want to eat your teeth for lunch.
- [Sam is a female secretary in 1961, and his boss is hitting on him]
- Sam: This is sexual harassment!
- Buddy Wright: I don't know what that is, but I like the sound of it!