Len Carlson: Bert Raccoon, Pig Two, Pig Three, Professor Smedley-Smythe, Monster

Quotes 

• [Bert snags a lasso round one of the monster's horns] 

  Bert Raccoon : I got it! I got it!

  [the monster swims off, dragging Bert along with it] 

  Bert Raccoon : It's got me! IT'S GOT ME!

  Ralph Raccoon , Melissa Raccoon , Professor Smedley-Smythe : Bert!

  Bert Raccoon : HELP! STOP!

• Bert Raccoon : Hey, watch this, Melissa. Bet I can make this rock skip twenty times!

  [He skips the rock across the lake] 

  Bert Raccoon : One, two, three, four, fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh... FIRE BREATHING MONSTER?

• Ralph Raccoon : Well, why hasn't anyone seen it before?

  Bert Raccoon : Well, uh, maybe it's a... shy monster!

• Cyril Sneer : What's the status on the land grab?

  Pig One : We've bought up all the shorefront property on the lake except one lot. And it's gone way up in price, boss!

  Cyril Sneer : Buy it! I don't care what it costs. Money's no object.

  Pig Three : Uh... are you alright, boss?