- [Bert snags a lasso round one of the monster's horns]
- Bert Raccoon: I got it! I got it!
- [the monster swims off, dragging Bert along with it]
- Bert Raccoon: It's got me! IT'S GOT ME!
- Ralph Raccoon, Melissa Raccoon, Professor Smedley-Smythe: Bert!
- Bert Raccoon: HELP! STOP!
- Bert Raccoon: Hey, watch this, Melissa. Bet I can make this rock skip twenty times!
- [He skips the rock across the lake]
- Bert Raccoon: One, two, three, four, fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh... FIRE BREATHING MONSTER?
- Ralph Raccoon: Well, why hasn't anyone seen it before?
- Bert Raccoon: Well, uh, maybe it's a... shy monster!
- Cyril Sneer: What's the status on the land grab?
- Pig One: We've bought up all the shorefront property on the lake except one lot. And it's gone way up in price, boss!
- Cyril Sneer: Buy it! I don't care what it costs. Money's no object.
- Pig Three: Uh... are you alright, boss?