- Rango: [Watching Pink Cloud draw a chalk calendar on the jail cell wall] Will you cut that out? We don't need a calendar! We're gonna be outta here in no time.
- Pink Cloud: That's what they told the Count of Monte Cristo. He spent fourteen years in jail.
- Rango: Who?
- Pink Cloud: The Count of Monte Cristo. The man who escaped getting into a sack and being thrown off a cliff.
- Rango: [Exasperated] How do ya like that? I'm trying to educate you and your head's so filled with those Indian legends!