Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Pete: Part 2 (1999)

Robert Llewellyn: Kryten

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Quotes 

• Kochanski : Kryten?

  Kryten : Yes, ma'am?

  Kochanski : How long in the normal space of things would it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?

  Kryten : Strangely enough, ma'am, I don't have that information in my database. My programmers, for some insane reason, believed that dinosaur bowel movement frequency tables needn't be required. Imbeciles!

• Kochanski : Did you get punishment duty too?

  Kryten : I've got to iron eight hundred prison smocks. I don't understand. Why do you get punishment duty and I get a reward? Eight hundred. Bliss!

• Lister : We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet, or we're dead.

  Rimmer : Keep him quiet? He's rampaging around the food decks making more noise than two yodeling champions on honeymoon. Everyone on the ship would've heard him by now.

  Kryten : Sir, the crew are frozen; operating on a different time stream. Now if we can recapture the Time Wand and turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, no-one would be any the wiser.

  The Cat : He's right. I just listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening.