Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Rimmerworld (1993)

Craig Charles: Lister

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• Lister : There's gotta be a way out. There hasn't been a prison built that could hold Derek Custer. Why don't we scrape away this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weaved from strands of this hessian, we can create a pulley system, so that when a guard comes in over the tripwire, he gets laid out and we put Rimmer in the guard's uniform, he leads us out, we steal some swords and fight our way back to the Bug.

  Kryten : Or we could use the teleporter.

• Lister : [deciding on whether or not to go into an abandoned Rogue Simulant ship and get food]  Kryten, what's for dinner?

  Kryten : Tonight, sir, Asteroid and Lichen Stew followed by Dandelion Sorbet.

  Lister : We're going in.

• Lister : Actually, as far as ruthless killer Simulants go. You're bit of a babe. What are you doing tonight?

  Rogue Simulant : Dying.

• Lister : Look, we're out of options. We've got less choice than a Welsh fish and chip shop.

• Lister : [Lister, Kryten and the Cat are surrounded by a group of bad Rimmers in "Rimmerworld"]  This might sound like a bit of a corny line, but... I can't bring myself round to say it.

  Rimmer : Say what?

  Lister : Take us to your leader.

  Kryten : Sir, how could you?

• Kryten : Sir, I didn't get the opportunity to tell you before, but earlier today I discovered that Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress-related nervous disorder.

  Lister : Next time I see him he'll be suffering from a fist-related teeth disorder.

• Lister : Why don't we scrape away this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weaved from strands of this hessian, rig up a kind of pulley system, so that when a guard comes in he sets off a trip wire, gets laid out, and we put Rimmer in the guard's uniform, he leads us out, we steal some swords, and fight our way back to the bug!

  Kryten : Or, we could use the teleporter.