Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Rimmerworld (1993)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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• The Cat : [in Starbug, escaping from a destroyed ship]  All in all a hundred per cent successful trip.

  Kryten : But, sir, we lost Mr. Rimmer.

  The Cat : All in all, a hundred per cent successful trip.

• The Cat : There's an old cat saying: "If you're gonna eat tuna, expect bones."

  Rimmer : There's an old human saying: "If you're gonna talk garbage, expect pain."

• The Cat : [to a Rogue Simulant]  There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!

  Kryten : That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. Might I suggest, however, that the rest of this discourse is continued by those with brains larger than a grape?

• Kryten : [to Lister]  Sir, are you really saying you would rather have a psychopathic mechanical killer rip off your skull and play your frontal lobes like a xylophone than have another bowl of my nourishing space nettle soup?

  The Cat : Buddy, I'd hand him the sticks and hold up the sheet music!

• Rimmer : Enough of this heresy. At the stroke of dawn take them out and kill them. And when you've killed them burn the bodies, then bring me the cold ashes on a silver plate with a glass of chilled sancerre.

  The Cat : This guy's an animal. Doesn't he know it's red wine with cold ashes.

• The Cat : [Escaping from the Simulant ship which has exploded]  All in all, a 100% successful trip!

  Kryten : Sir. We lost Mr. Rimmer.

  The Cat : All in all, a 100% successful trip!

• [Rimmer's in deep trouble] 

  The Cat : You know, there's an old cat saying. But you don't wanna hear it right now.

• Kryten : [Kryten talks to Rimmer about how long it's going to take the Starbug crew to rescue him from the planet on the other side of the wormhole]  Remember that medieval war, sir, that lasted a long time?

  Rimmer : The 30 years war?

  Kryten : No, that war, sir. The other war.

  Rimmer : The 100 years war?

  Kryten : Now take that figure and multiply it by 6 and then you'll come up with your golden number, sir.

  Rimmer : 600 years!

  The Cat : Pinch me!

• Rogue Simulant : Well - if it isn't my old friends the human vermin. The scabrous slime. The pus-sucking, puke-laden, walking cesspits of unspeakableness.

  Cat : ...She remembers us!

• Cat : My nasal hairs are quivering like an opera singer's bosom on the high notes!