Quotes
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Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly : They're dead, Dave.
Lister : Who is?
Holly : Everybody, Dave.
Lister : What, Captain Hollister?
Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Todhunter?
Holly : Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Selby?
Holly : They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister : Peterson isn't, is he?
Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister : Not Chen?
Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Chen, everybody, everybody's dead, Dave!
Lister : Rimmer?
Holly : He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister : Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly : I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.
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Holly : I've been on me own for three million years and I'm just used to saying what I think. I think I've gone a bit peculiar to tell you the truth.
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Lister : And what about Krissie? What about Krissie Kochanski?
Holly : She's dead, Dave.
[Lister walks up to her chair in the drive room and looks at the pile of white powder which is all that remains of her now]
Lister : [sorrowfully] Oh, eh...
Holly : I don't suppose it's any consolation, but if she were still alive, the age difference would be insurmountable.
Lister : She was part of me plan. I never got round to telling her but she going to come with me to Fiji. She was going to wear a white dress and ride the horses and... I was going to take care of everything else. It was me plan. I planned it.
Holly : Well, she won't be much use to you in Fiji now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
Lister : Holly!
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Lister : [has found out that the entire crew have been killed by a radiation leak] This is terrible. And why is it so dirty around here, Hol? What is this stuff?
[again he dips his finger into one of the piles of white powder lying around and eats a bit of it]
Holly : That is Catering Officer Olaf Petersen.
Lister : [spits it out] I've been eating half the crew!
