Red Dwarf (TV Series)
The Inquisitor (1992)
Jack Docherty: The Inquisitor
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Quotes
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The Cat : Hi, buddy.
Inquisitor : This is your judgment day, bud. I gotta be cruel. There can't be no favours.
The Cat : I'm hearing you on FM.
Inquisitor : I have to ask you the question. Justify your existence; what contribution have you made?
The Cat : I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.
Inquisitor : Well, that's true.
The Cat : Can I go now?
Inquisitor : That's your case?
The Cat : You need more?
Inquisitor : Some might say that was a pretty shallow argument.
The Cat : Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy; a shallow guy with a great ass.
Inquisitor : Sometimes you astonish even me.
The Cat : Thank you.
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Inquisitor : Well, get out of this one, smeghead.
Lister : What are you talking about?
Inquisitor : You know what you could've made of your life if you tried; what you could have become.
Lister : So?
Inquisitor : You've got brains, man. Brains you've never used before.
Lister : So?
Inquisitor : So justify yourself.
Lister : Spin on it.
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Lister : [Lister and Kryten are to be erased] The Cat has lived a more worthwhile life than either of us?
Inquisitor : He is a shallow and selfish creature, as is the hologram. By their own low standards they have acquitted themselves. Where as you and the mechanoid could've have been so much more.
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Inquisitor : Do you wish to be erased?
Kryten : I'm programmed not to wish for anything, I serve.
Inquisitor : In a human this behavior would be considered stubborn.
Kryten : But I am not human, and neither are you, and it is not our place to judge them. I wonder why you do?
Inquisitor : Enough.