- Remington Steele: Laura, do you really think that I'm the sort of man that would give a women a teddy bear?
- Mildred Krebs: As much as I can get on that hairbag
- Remington Steele: Where do you pick up all of these expressions Mildred?
- Mildred Krebs: Television, I guess
- Remington Steele: I thought you only watched PBS?
- Mildred Krebs: [a little later] Well how do we stop that slimeball? Alistair Cooke says that a lot.
- Remington Steele: Does he?
- Laura Holt: [Laura walks in] That hairbag, that slimeball!
- Remington Steele: You watch PBS too?
- Remington Steele: Feisty piece of baggage our Miss Holt
- Mildred Krebs: A little too feisty for my blood.
- Remington Steele: Oh she has a point to prove Mildred
- Mildred Krebs: Whats that?
- Remington Steele: That a women with intelligence, determination, and a certain amount of training can be as stupidly macho as any man.
- Mildred Krebs: It comes down to that huh? You mean we're playing clay pigeons so she can win the battle of the sexes?
- Remington Steele: Oh, the only battle worth fighting for Mildred.
- Remington Steele: Supposing you had children. Just supposing I mean. Would you intend to continue working? Or would you feed the little tykes breakfast in the morning and then rush off to a nice juicy murder? I'm mean would you call them up at school and apologize that you couldn't pick them up because you were being held hostage?
- Laura Holt: Are you saying that a woman's place is in the home?
- Remington Steele: Actually, I was thinking of a more specific area.
- Remington Steele: Now I know how Jimmy Stewart felt in Rear Window. This thing is beginning to itch already.
- Mildred Krebs: We certainly have had our share of sickos this trip.
- Laura Holt: The scary part is they came right to our doorstep.
- Remington Steele: Yes, nothing like bringing ones work home, eh?
- Wally Donovan: You know I think what you do is fascinating Laura? And I wouldn't be one of those husbands who don't let their wives work, no sir. I'd want to help you with it!
- Laura Holt: Oh, what a generous offer Wally.
- Wally Donovan: And I wouldn't hog the spotlight like that show-off boss of yours does. I know how hard you work. I watch you every night in your loft pouring over those papers into the wee small hours. That would be another reason why we would be good together - I can't sleep at night either.
- [distant sirens]
- Wally Donovan: What's that?
- Laura Holt: Probably just Fire Engines. Your a... your a very good photographer, those are excellent pictures. Did you study photography?
- Wally Donovan: That's what they let me do when I wasn't answering all those questions.