- Laura Holt: If I were a man, would you question it if I told you I was going to enter the Boston Marathon?
- Remington Steele: I would question why anyone would want to run twenty-six miles without being chased.
- Remington Steele: You're acting more like me, Dammit! There's only room for one me in this office!
- Remington Steele: In Any Office!
- Laura Holt: Mr. Steele, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were immersed in paperwork!
- Remington Steele: [Irritated] Swamped! Is the more accurate appraisal!
- Remington Steele: Laura, how is it when I do something dangerous it's reckless? But, when you do something Suicidal, it's a good idea?
- Laura Holt: Mr. Steele, this is no time to argue semantics.
- [She then begins to run off]
- Alan Kendall: [Admiringly] Strong woman!
- Remington Steele: [Frowning] Head strong is what comes to mind. Head strong!