- Mildred Krebs: [faking a faith healing, she discreetly grabs a random pair of crutches and then throws them to the floor, screaming] I can walk! I can hear! I can see! It's a miracle!
- Laura Holt: Need I remind you, Mr. Steele, that you may have been murdered last night.
- Remington Steele: That shouldn't impede us from having a good time.
- Remington Steele: [Looking at brochure] Ever been kissed by a sperm whale?
- Laura Holt: Not without protection.