Riverboat (TV Series)
Payment in Full (1959)
Darren McGavin: Captain Grey Holden
Quotes
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Captain Grey Holden : But I thought I've been saving that space, Mr. Sickel.
J.C. Sickel : Yeah, for what, for instance?
Captain Grey Holden : Well, for instance, it'd just about accommodate one hundred and twelve crates of mechanical apple peelers.
J.C. Sickel : Mechanical apple peelers?
Captain Grey Holden : Got any idea where I might locate such an item?
J.C. Sickel : Why, blast your scheming Yankee hide. You know full well and good that I've got a hundred and twelve cases of mechanical apple peelers gathering dust in this warehouse for most of three years! Come on, come on.
Captain Grey Holden : Well, why don't you sell 'em?
J.C. Sickel : Because I can't sell no mechanical apple peelers, that's why! Neither can no one else.
Captain Grey Holden : Well, the man who sold you mechanical apple peelers to you, he sure could sell mechanical apple peelers.
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Ashley Cowan : Ah, Captain... is it Grey Holden or Holden Grey? I never can...
Captain Grey Holden : What are you doing here, Cowan? Did you run out of riverboats to be thrown off of?
Ashley Cowan : Why, Captain, I've never been thrown off this one, have I?
Captain Grey Holden : That's only a technicality. I've never caught you cheating.
Ashley Cowan : And you never shall.
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Captain Grey Holden : All right. There's your refund for the rest of the trip. There'll be boats passing by here every few hours. Just remember the name of this one, the Enterprise. I wouldn't want you to make the mistake of boarding her again.
Ashley Cowan : Your concern for my welfare is a tender thing, Captain.