Will Wright: J.C. Sickel

Quotes 

• Captain Grey Holden : But I thought I've been saving that space, Mr. Sickel.

  J.C. Sickel : Yeah, for what, for instance?

  Captain Grey Holden : Well, for instance, it'd just about accommodate one hundred and twelve crates of mechanical apple peelers.

  J.C. Sickel : Mechanical apple peelers?

  Captain Grey Holden : Got any idea where I might locate such an item?

  J.C. Sickel : Why, blast your scheming Yankee hide. You know full well and good that I've got a hundred and twelve cases of mechanical apple peelers gathering dust in this warehouse for most of three years! Come on, come on.

  Captain Grey Holden : Well, why don't you sell 'em?

  J.C. Sickel : Because I can't sell no mechanical apple peelers, that's why! Neither can no one else.

  Captain Grey Holden : Well, the man who sold you mechanical apple peelers to you, he sure could sell mechanical apple peelers.