- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [beeep] Jimmy! Angel! Listen, Eddie Talavora just give me a hot tip on a class filly in the eighth out at Holly Park. Only problem is I need a twenty!
- Jim Rockford: [referring to tips given by Angel] The last horse he gave me could've used a skateboard!
- Cynthia Germaine: [while kicking suitacses] Normally I never lift anything heavier than a coke spoon.