The Rockford Files (TV Series)

The Italian Bird Fiasco (1976)

James Garner: Jim Rockford

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Quotes 

• Jim Rockford : This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

  Sally : Jim, Sally. Hey, I just found out you're an Aries. Listen, if you have Virgo rising, give me a call...

• Jim Rockford : [Jim goes to visit Dennis, to see if he has any information on the people he's involved with. Dennis - obviously upset from all the 'ragging' he gets about his friendship with Jim, whispers stuff to Jim, at his desk in the precinct' 'bullpen']  Thanks, Dennis

  [Jim gets up from sitting on Dennis' desk, and starts to walk towards the door, passing lts of cops, engaged in their work] 

  Jim Rockford : Thanks a lot, old buddy

  Dennis Becker : [Nervous the other cops will make assumptions from Rockford's friendliness, Dennis puts on his 'tough-guy' voice, and barks]  Get outta here, Rockford

  [Dennis looks around the room] 

  Dennis Becker : and don't come back!

• Jim Rockford : [Rockford is at a restaurant with a Lloyds of London representative discussing his reward for having helped recover stolen diamonds - a case that lead to the breaking of three priceless works of art]  Mr. Cryder, I don't want to seem anxious, but I was wondering about my five percent recovery fee?

  Cryder : Ohhh yes. I called my people at Lloyds, they agreed.

  Jim Rockford : [smiling]  Five percent, a million dollars worth of jewellery, that's fifty thousand dollars isn't it?

  Cryder : Yes... Unfortunately each of the cormorants was insured for fifteen thousand making a total of forty-five thousand.

  Jim Rockford : Well, what has one got to do with the other?

  Cryder : Well they feel that since you were hired to protect them, and since all three were destroyed, that you should... bear the loss...

  Jim Rockford : That's preposterous!

  Cryder : Unfortunately that is how they... feel. So, ah, forty-five thousand from fifty thousand leaves five thousand...

  Jim Rockford : [looking rather peeved]  Well I didn't break the damn things!

  Cryder : ...I've been doing some perliminary figuring... Now from the five thousand there's of course, ah, English inheritance and English income taxes

  [he starts subtracting on a pad of paper] 

  Cryder : ... ah yes, we will have to inform your IRS

  [he chuckles] 

  Cryder : and there's the rate of exchange to consider and, oh yes, then there's...

  Jim Rockford : One minute, just one minute.

  Cryder : Yes?

  Jim Rockford : Do you think there's going to be enough for me to pick up this tab?

  Cryder : I really don't know, Mr. Rockford, that depends... Do you intend to keep on drinking?