Roseanne (TV Series)
An Officer and a Gentleman (1990)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : I've never washed dishes with another woman before.
Jackie Harris : Really? How does it feel?
Dan Conner : Cheap.
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Jackie Harris : So this is what it's like to be married, you come home to your spouse, have dinner, do the dishes together, shoot the breeze and go to bed.
Dan Conner : You're glamorizing it.
Jackie Harris : Well it'd be nice just to have someone to come home to at all.
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Jackie Harris : Tell Daddy I love him, and tell Mom... hi.
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Jackie Harris : The girls cleaned.
Dan Conner : How'd you get them to do that?
Jackie Harris : Cash.
Dan Conner : You bribed them.
Jackie Harris : Yes, and I told them it would be very bad if their mom came home to a filthy house after being gone for three days.
Dan Conner : And you laid a guilt trip on them, awesome!
