Roseanne (TV Series)
Call Waiting (1996)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner, Ann Marie, Jeannie, Mary Richards
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : I'm just dying to kiss you.
Roseanne Conner : You think your heart can take it?
Dan Conner : Well if not, it'll be a hell of a way to go.
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Roseanne Conner : I can't get Dan out of my head.
Jackie Harris : Well he's supposed to be in your head. He's your husband, you love him, he's supposed to be in your head!
Roseanne Conner : He's in your TV too, you might want to check on that.
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Roseanne Conner : My marriage is not based on me *listening*!
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Dan Conner : I'm going to start taking better care of myself.
Roseanne Conner : Good, because I'm really gonna yell at you if you don't.
Dan Conner : Are you really gonna yell at me... from here, or from Jackie's?
Roseanne Conner : Well... it's more fun here.
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Beverly Harris : We should live together like the ladies in Sense and Sensibility, me and my spinster daughters!
Roseanne Conner : You know, Mom... Lizzie Borden was a spinster.
Beverly Harris : I'll pay you no mind, you're just dehydrated.