Roseanne (TV Series)

Call Waiting (1996)

Estelle Parsons: Beverly Harris

Quotes 

• Beverly Harris : [Jackie has told Bev about the lottery ticket she bought]  Well, its nice you can still dream since reality has been so unkind.

• Beverly Harris : We should live together like the ladies in Sense and Sensibility, me and my spinster daughters!

  Roseanne Conner : You know, Mom... Lizzie Borden was a spinster.

  Beverly Harris : I'll pay you no mind, you're just dehydrated.

• Beverly Harris : Happy Meals for everybody!

  David Healy : Oh, I love Happy Meals!

  Darlene Conner-Healy : Great, I'll strap you in your booster seat and we can count little red trucks on the way.