Roseanne (TV Series)

Dream Lover (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [about D.J.]  You know, of all the people in the world to have as a role-model, our kid has to pick Eddie Munster.

• Roseanne : [Dan sneaks in late after being at the Lobo Lounge; Roseanne checks out his jacket for evidence of another woman]  Ah-ha! a hair that isn't his!... Oh, it's mine.

• Jackie : [about Dan and Roseanne's sex life]  You're kidding? You guys have a *night*?

  Roseanne : Yes, we have a *night*. It's not only Wednesday, but it's always Wednesday.

  Jackie : You have a time too?

  Roseanne : Yeah. Twenty minutes, or until he gets a cramp.

  Jackie : Well, you should make him wait half-an-hour after he eats.