Roseanne (TV Series)
I'm Hungry (1990)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene Conner : [to her parents] Aw, face it. You're both tanks.
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Roseanne Conner : [to Darlene] Hey, you stay out of this! It's your fault I got fat in the first place!
Darlene Conner : Oh right. Like *I* invented double dutch chocolate.
Roseanne Conner : No, but I gained twenty pounds with that pregnancy.
Dan Conner : Me too!
Darlene Conner : Twenty pounds?
Roseanne Conner : Okay, forty pounds,
[long pause]
Roseanne Conner : with each kid.
Dan Conner : Me too!
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Becky Conner : Aunt Jackie, how come mom's so fat and you're so thin?
Jackie Harris : Genetics.
Becky Conner , Darlene Conner : [look at each other] Oh my God!