- Keith Faber: How long you been here, anyway?
- Roseanne Conner: Long enough.
- Keith Faber: Your, uh, personnel file says, "11 years".
- Roseanne Conner: You know, the last three supervisors was checking out my personnel file, but, do you see any of them around here?
- Dan Conner: If it's that bad, just quit your job.
- Roseanne Conner: I can't quit my job.
- Dan Conner: Well you can't keep doing this.
- Roseanne Conner: We wouldn't have anything if I quit. I wouldn't get hospitalization, I wouldn't get unemployment, none of the kids could get sick, or grow.
- Dan Conner: We got along without hospitalization before. We got married and they said we'd never make it. We had 3 kids and they said we'd never make it. You know what we are? We're like one of those clown balloons, every time somebody punches us, we just rise back up.
- Vonda: [talking about how unrealistic the factory supervisor, Faber, is being] Well, somebody need to go and talk to Faber.
- Jackie Harris: [looking at Roseanne] "Somebody"... needs to set this guy straight.
- Vonda: [looking at Roseanne] Right. "Somebody"... really does.
- Roseanne Conner: Well, "Somebody" doesn't feel like it, so just forget about it. Jeez, I mean, you're talking about a guy that wants to see my head mounted above the woman's restroom. Forget it!
- Jackie Harris: [after Roseanne comes out of Mr. Faber's office] You okay, sis?
- Roseanne Conner: [upset] No, I'm not okay! I mean, I tried to be okay, but he doesn't want me to be okay! He doesn't want *any* of us to be okay! You know why? Because *he's* not okay! Okay?
- Keith Faber: Roseanne, I told you not to walk away from me!
- Roseanne Conner: I'm walking away from you, Faber, and I'm walking away from this stinkin' factory, and I'm walking away from this lousy job.
- [Roseanne punches out, quits]
- Keith Faber: [after Roseanne quits by dramatically punching out, and tossing her time-card on the floor] Well, that was a wonderful performance, Roseanne, but if any of you are considering joining her, may I point out there are two doors to this room; one that pays, and one that doesn't.
- Roseanne Conner: [following Roseanne's lead, Jackie punches out, quits. Vonda punches out, quits. Sylvia punches out, quits. Crystal punches out, quits] I guess we're not going to make our quota today, hunny-bunch.