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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [rips the tape off Soba's mouth revealing a ball gag was also in her mouth] Are you okay?
Soba : [feeling her mouth] Uh huh.
Roseanne Conner : Well you're in America no, nobody can shut you up, and you don't have to wear a ball in your mouth unless you get off on it.
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Dr. Bakshi : Only God can save us now.
Roseanne Conner : [Breaks down the door] What about Goddess?
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Roseanne Conner : Oh my God I can't believe I'm going to die like this. That carnival psychic was right!
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Lee : You will never make it: your family is 9 cars back, each car with 8 guards, each guard with 7 guns, each gun with 6 bullets.
Roseanne Conner : Didn't anybody ever tell you that girls can't do math?
[leaves him pinned to the wall]
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Roseanne Conner : Terrorists don't really bother me, after all I did raise two teenaged daughters in the same house at the same time.
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Roseanne Conner : You people are barbarians! In this country we don't spill blood to shut women up, we do it with diet, fashion and psychiatry!