Quotes
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Mark Healy : [about the terrorist] Hey, you know, if he wasn't holding a machine gun and there weren't a bunch of other terrorists around, and I wasn't sober, oh, I'd kick his ass!
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Jackie Harris : What is going on, Dr. Bakshi?
Dr. Bakshi : Those men are terrorists from the country of Monostan. I was going to give a speech at the UN denouncing their country for their horrible record on human rights. This is their attempt to silence me.
Mark Healy : Okay, okay, there's just one thing I don't understand here. Okay, what's the UN? You talk, mister!
Dr. Bakshi : The UN is the United Nations. I was going to speak before the General Assembly and the speech would have been on every television in every home throughout the world.
Mark Healy : You mean like Baywatch?
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D.J. Conner : We got to get out of here. Mom's all by herself.
Mark Healy : She's not alone. She's surrounded by terrorists.
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D.J. Conner : Let's play a game.
Mark Healy : Well, how about hangman?
D.J. Conner : [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, great, Mark, hangman! That's really gonna make us forget about DYING!
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Mark Healy : Someone needs to take control of this situation right now! Someone with their wits about them. And I guess it's gonna be me!
Dr. Bakshi : Excuse me for being presumptuous. I've only known you for two days, but... you're an imbecile.
Mark Healy : So?
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Mark Healy : How about this then? I'll say a word and then we'll each add a word until we get a sentence, okay? Ready? I'm...
Beverly Harris : Going...
D.J. Conner : To...
Jackie Harris : DIE!
