Quotes
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Dr. Bakshi : Only God can save us now.
Roseanne Conner : [Breaks down the door] What about Goddess?
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Jackie Harris : [after being locked up by the terrorists] We don't even know why they're doing this. What is it that they want?
Dr. Bakshi : They want me.
[everyone is silent, D.J. then rushes to the door]
D.J. Conner : Hey! Hey! Hey, we got him in here! We got him in here!
[pounds on the door]
Jackie Harris : D.J., they KNOW he's in here!
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Jackie Harris : What is going on, Dr. Bakshi?
Dr. Bakshi : Those men are terrorists from the country of Monostan. I was going to give a speech at the UN denouncing their country for their horrible record on human rights. This is their attempt to silence me.
Mark Healy : Okay, okay, there's just one thing I don't understand here. Okay, what's the UN? You talk, mister!
Dr. Bakshi : The UN is the United Nations. I was going to speak before the General Assembly and the speech would have been on every television in every home throughout the world.
Mark Healy : You mean like Baywatch?
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Mark Healy : Someone needs to take control of this situation right now! Someone with their wits about them. And I guess it's gonna be me!
Dr. Bakshi : Excuse me for being presumptuous. I've only known you for two days, but... you're an imbecile.
Mark Healy : So?
