Roseanne (TV Series)
Satan, Darling (1996)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I practically raised my sister and my husband and myself, plus my three kids, not to mention my daughter's husbands. I was powerful as a mother but I am unstoppable as a grandmother.
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Darlene Conner-Healy : Mom, is this normal? I'm so big and I'm only 8 weeks pregnant.
Roseanne Conner : Well I don't know how to tell you this but that isn't normal for 8 years pregnant.
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Roseanne Conner : Are you the devil?
Devil's Advocate : I'm his advocate.
Roseanne Conner : But you look like me.
Devil's Advocate : I take on whatever form your subconscious chooses, I almost came as a hamburger.
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Roseanne Conner : I'll love this baby no matter his race, creed, nationality, or sexual orientation.
Devil's Advocate : Darn, I mean, damn!
[disappears]
Roseanne Conner : Darlene, get your baby, we're going home. You are SO beyond grounded, young lady!
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Roseanne Conner : [showing off her dress] Hey look, I'm the Nanny!