Roseanne (TV Series)

Say It Ain't So (1997)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : I met somebody in California.

  Roseanne Conner : Well obviously it's not met as in JUST met otherwise you wouldn't have taken this long to say anything.

• Roseanne Conner : Like I'm supposed to just look the other way when they catch you in a hotel room with a call girl? I don't have the blindness that only money can buy, Dan, I'm not Rose Kennedy. I'm working class. There's right and there's wrong. There's black AND there's white, and no amount of money can make me see gray.

• Roseanne Conner : [Jackie asks how the white sale went]  No irregulars, for the first time my sheets are shaped like a bed!