Roseanne (TV Series)

Snoop Davey Dave (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [Dan and Roseanne find out that Darlene has used drugs]  Darlene, your mother and I are going to have to think long and hard about what to do about this.

  Roseanne : You are *not* going back to school!

  Darlene : What!

  Roseanne : That's it! End of discussion!

  Dan : Well, we thought about it, and we've decided you're not going back to school.

• Darlene : [Darlene and Dan discuss her drug use]  Oh, come on, Dad, do you really think what I did was that bad?

  Dan : Yes.

  Darlene : Give me a break. You grew up in the '60s, I've seen the photo albums. I mean, those clothes had to have some pharmaceutical explanation.