Roseanne (TV Series)

Snoop Davey Dave (1994)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Dan : [Dan and Roseanne find out that Darlene has used drugs]  Darlene, your mother and I are going to have to think long and hard about what to do about this.

  Roseanne : You are *not* going back to school!

  Darlene : What!

  Roseanne : That's it! End of discussion!

  Dan : Well, we thought about it, and we've decided you're not going back to school.

• Darlene : [Darlene and Dan discuss her drug use]  Oh, come on, Dad, do you really think what I did was that bad?

  Dan : Yes.

  Darlene : Give me a break. You grew up in the '60s, I've seen the photo albums. I mean, those clothes had to have some pharmaceutical explanation.

• Roseanne : [to Darlene, about drug use]  I hope you weren't doing it ta - for some reason to, ah, rebel against me and your Dad, 'cause there's other ways to aggravate us besides frying your brain cells. You know, look at Becky, she never did drugs, she married Mark.

  Darlene : Well, there is a Young Republican that I'm interested in.