Roseanne (TV Series)

White Men Can't Kiss (1994)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne : [to D.J]  Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as good as us, and any people who don't think so is just a bunch of banjo-picking, cousin-dating, barefoot embarrassments to respectable white trash like us!

• Roseanne : You're kissing that girl, you're doing the play, and that's all there is to it!

  D.J. : Well Dad said I didn't have to, and Dad outranks you!

  Roseanne : [pause]  Are you *new*?

• Dan Conner : Is it because she's black?

  D.J. : You'll be mad if I say yes.

  Dan Conner : No we won't.

  Roseanne : Yes we will!

• Dan Conner : He was raised in Lanford, it's 5% blacks, and kissing's a new thing for him. It's only natural that D.J. wouldn't be as comfortable kissing a black girl as one of his own, I did not say that!

  Roseanne : Well at least now I know where he gets it from.

  Dan Conner : I am not a bigot.

  Roseanne : Yeah, and neither's your father. He says he doesn't have any problem with the coloreds.

  Dan Conner : I am not my father.

  Roseanne : If I had known you'd be passing your family's crap onto my kids I wouldn't be having another one with you.