- Dave Madden: With new student rates, college kids can now go to Europe for half price. Or, they can go all the way to Vietnam just by flunking History.
- Robert Culp: You know, there's one really good thing about the South Vietnamese Army, but I, I don't remember what it is.
- Jo Anne Worley: I got stuck on a troop train from New York to California. You know, they're right. Getting there is half the fun.
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- Chelsea Brown: My boyfriend looks like Omar Sharif.
- Dave Madden: Well, that's an odd coincidence. So does my wife.
- Robert Culp: You know, a friend of mine is afraid to fly, so he took a train and a terrible thing happened. A plane fell on it.
- Goldie Hawn: Well, I don't know why there should be any question about capital punishment. I think everyone in the Capital should be punished.
- The Parson: We all must do penance here on earth, and you are no exception. So here are Dan Rowan and Dan Martin.
- France Nuyen: I've just had a fantastic flight. Breakfast in London, lunch in Los Angeles, and bagage in Beirut.