- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.
- Roxie King: I don't get it, Spellman. You get a job at a newspaper where the whole point is to tell the truth. Then the minute you get there, your whole life becomes a lie.
- Miles Goodman: Not a lie. A protective privacy-defense system.
- Sabrina Spellman: Guys, I wanna establish credibility on my own terms. I don't want anyone thinking I'm just there because I'm Josh's girlfriend.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yeah, you don't find many full-faceted diamonds with a VVS of two.
- Hilda Spellman: Sounds like you know your jewelry.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [laughs] Let's put it this way. Not only did I have breakfast at Tiffany's, I stayed for lunch and dinner.