- [Hilda and Zelda just turned themselves into teenagers]
- Sabrina Spellman: Your voices don't sound teenage.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: [in her own voice] We can change that.
- [Zelda works her magic]
- Zellary - Young Zelda: [teenage voice] Is this better?
- Hillary - Young Hilda: [in a deep manly voice] And how about me? Hee Hee Hee. Oops. Wrong direction
- Hillary - Young Hilda: [teenage voice] There we go.
- Zelda Spellman: Boston? Midnight? Rock band? It sounds kind of dangerous.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh but it's not! It's totally safe.
- Hilda Spellman: What's the name of the band again?
- Sabrina Spellman: The Violent Femmes. Which is completely ironic because there aren't even any Femmes in the band, let alone violent ones.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'd love to meet the Violent Femmes. When? Where?
- Harvey Kinkle: Well they'll be signing CD's at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.
- Sabrina Spellman: Midnight! That's perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.
- Harvey Kinkle: Just tell them what I told my parents. It's an astrology field trip.
- Sabrina Spellman: Don't you mean astronomy?
- Harvey Kinkle: Wow, they're paying even less attention than I thought.
- Libby Chessler: You have to let me come with you. I will do anything to meet Gordon Gano. You know I hate this word but... Please? The more the merrier.
- Sabrina Spellman: All right, you can come.
- Libby Chessler: Thanks! This is so great. I love the Violent Femmes.
- Gordie: You're going to see the Violent Femmes? Can I come, too?
- Libby Chessler: No! Jeez, Gordie, you can't just invite yourself along.
- Sabrina Spellman: I thought you just said 'The more the merrier'?
- Libby Chessler: Twist my words, why don't you.
- Sabrina Spellman: If it was up to them I'd stay in my room and never have fun.
- Salem Saberhagen: I'm a house pet, it's hard for me to sympathise.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: [Sabrina points and Zellary's outfit transforms] My midriff is showing!
- Sabrina Spellman: You're 16, it's okay.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: I am not leaving this house dressed like a hussy!
- Sabrina Spellman: You are or you're not going.
- Libby Chessler: Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano.
- Sabrina Spellman: What are you doing?
- Libby Chessler: Reminding myself why I'm in this clown car. Gordon Gano...
- Zellary - Young Zelda: 'The Magic Within.' Now what's that about?
- Libby Chessler: I'm going to cast a spell on Gordon Gano.
- Sabrina Spellman: A spell? Like witchcraft?
- Libby Chessler: Oh please. That's just twaddle. This is a self-help book. It teaches you how to summon your feminine powers. That's the magic within.
- Gordie: Wow, Libby, you look cool!
- Libby Chessler: Thanks. Wait, did Gordie say that? He knows nothing about cool.
- Sabrina Spellman: What are you thinking? You just took Gordie's scarf!
- Zellary - Young Zelda: So? I'll give it back.
- Sabrina Spellman: No! That means he likes you, and by accepting it, it means you like him. It's the teenage code!
- Zellary - Young Zelda: It's just a scarf.
- Sabrina Spellman: You are so naive.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: And Frankly I think it's time for Allan Greenspan to step down.
- Gordie: I couldn't agree with you more.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, that was a fun conversation. Now can we talk about anything else? Music? Cars? Food?
- Zellary - Young Zelda: That reminds me, anyone want snacks?
- Harvey Kinkle: Yeah!
- Zellary - Young Zelda: I brought carrot-sticks and hard boiled eggs.
- Gordie: My favourite!
- Harvey Kinkle: [to Sabrina] Who taught her what a snack was?
- Harvey Kinkle: Boston really seems to have blown your cousins minds.
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah, they're not as grown up as they think they are.
- Gordie: I wanna know everything. Let's start with how you got such an unusual name? Zellary.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: It's not that unusual.
- Gordie: I think it's tantalising, and very poetic.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: It rhymes with celery.
- Gordie: Ha-ha! You are just delightful.
- Hilda Spellman: Look, we're really sorry we embarrassed you.
- Zelda Spellman: And we feel we owe you some fun. So!
- Hilda Spellman: [Zelda points and a vacuum cleaner appears] Ta-da!
- Sabrina Spellman: I get to clean the house?
- Zelda Spellman: No, you get to fly.
- Sabrina Spellman: On a vacuum?
- Hilda Spellman: Yes. See old time witches used broom-sticks but vacuums are much faster and more efficient.
- Libby Chessler: [Ren and Stimpy is on the TV] I thought we were gonna party, not watch stupid cartoons.
- Brian Ritchie: Shhh! I missed what Ren said.
- Guy Hoffman: He's going to "The Muddy Mudskipper Show". I've seen this one three times.
- Gordie: Yeah, it really holds up, doesn't it?
- Libby Chessler: I can't believe this is what you guys do for fun.
- Zelda Spellman: So everyone's fine? Everyone?
- Sabrina Spellman: You know you can ask about Gordie if you want.
- Zelda Spellman: Well, did he say anything about me? I m-I-I mean Zellary?
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah! As a matter of fact he did.
- Zelda Spellman: Really! What?
- Sabrina Spellman: Let me make sure I get every word exactly right. He said 'Tell her I want my scarf back.'
- Sabrina Spellman: Now remember. You're my extremely shy cousins Hilda and Zelda. Wait! No-one would name their kids that. Okay, you're Hillary and you're... Zellary.
- Zellary - Young Zelda: Zellary?
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah. You're parents were hippies.