Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Even if I knew what I wanted to wear, I couldn't pick it out of this mess. - It's full of kibble crumbs.
Salem : Brush them in a pile. I'll eat them later.
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Valerie Birkhead : But I gotta warn you, I haven't had much luck with jobs. When I was a camp counsellor, they fired me after two days.
Sabrina Spellman : They didn't give you a chance. They didn't even get to know you.
Valerie Birkhead : Yeah. And they eventually found those kids.
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Harvey Kinkle : I think this cold weather's giving me the flu.
Sabrina Spellman : I told you to bundle up for math.
Harvey Kinkle : Coach finally gives me a chance to start, and now this. I can hear my dad now, "Your nose runs faster than you do."
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Sabrina Spellman : Hi, how you been? I've been fine. Let's get this quiz over with.
Quizmaster Albert : The fine art of conversation lives.
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Sabrina Spellman : You look like you haven't slept in days.
Valerie Birkhead : If I sleep, I won't have time to bake or learn opera.
Sabrina Spellman : Can we talk?
Valerie Birkhead : No. Friendship is inefficient use of time.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'd love to undo it, but... If you can undo this, I can undo that.
Zelda Spellman : We can't undo that. There's no undoing a no-can-undo. It's a triple negative. It's magically ungrammatical.
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Sabrina Spellman : Mrs. Popowski, there's a mistake on my nametag. My name is Sabrina, not Salinas.
Mrs. Popowski : Live with it.
Valerie Birkhead : Yeah, and my name is Valerie, not Fred.
Mrs. Popowski : When I said problems, I meant things like: My hand is caught in the meatball maker.
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Sabrina Spellman : Okay, the inert gases are neon, argon, krypton, leon?
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Sabrina Spellman : So how'd the game go?
Harvey Kinkle : Great. I caught a pass. And if it had been inbounds, it would've been great.