Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Pilot (1996)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem, do you think the council will grant the time reversal?
Salem Saberhagen : I'm the wrong witch to ask. They weren't very lenient with me. Sentenced to 100 years as a cat, and for what?
Sabrina Spellman : I don't know. For what?
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, like any young kid, I dreamed of world domination. Of course, they really crack down when you act upon it.
Sabrina Spellman : Wow. No wonder you're so possessive of the sofa.
Salem Saberhagen : Mm. It would have been glorious. Me, as the firm but just emperor of Earth. Trust me, being a house pet wasn't even plan B.
Sabrina Spellman : Come on, it's not that bad. You take 5,000 naps a day.
Salem Saberhagen : I can't go dancing. I can't play squash. The sound of the can opener is the only thing that makes me feel truly alive.
Sabrina Spellman : Salem? Would you like your rubber mouse?
Salem Saberhagen : Please.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm not very good at this. You told me the 23rd time is the charm.
Zelda Spellman : You'll learn to control your magic. At the very least, you'll always be able to garnish a ham steak.
Sabrina Spellman : One more try. Salem into apple.
Salem Saberhagen : I think that's enough for one night.
Hilda Spellman : The cat's right. Wrap it up. You've got school tomorrow.
Sabrina Spellman : I'm a witch and I still have to go to school?
Zelda Spellman : Mm-hmm.
Sabrina Spellman : Unfair! Hey, maybe I'll turn Mr. Pool into...
Hilda Spellman : No, now be careful pointing your finger at people. It could be dangerous.
Sabrina Spellman : You're pointing at me!
Hilda Spellman : I have the safety on.
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Salem Saberhagen : And once I controlled Eurasia, I was going to advance on...
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, Salem, can you hold that thought? I'll be right back; I gotta get some more milk.
Salem Saberhagen : Stay where you are. You're a witch. Look under the M's.
Sabrina Spellman : [flipping through her spellbook] Wow, magic milk!
[pointing her finger at her glass, it refills itself]
Sabrina Spellman : Cool, it worked! Hey, I could get used to this magic.
Salem Saberhagen : [she starts to take a sip] Hey, share!