- Roxie King: Uh-oh, I didn't really think this through. If we sing, people are gonna be celebrating our public humiliation.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: And I've never won a contest where I wasn't wearing a bikini. I got a lot of flack from the other kids in the spelling bee for that.
- James: [photographer] All right, Roxie, I think we're about done.
- Roxie King: Done? We haven't even started. We've only shot coy Roxie and pouty Roxie. My fans deserve to see serious Roxie and sporty Roxie.
- [goes off]
- James: I got a Roxie I'd like to show them. Autopsy Roxie.
- Sabrina Spellman: Morgan, come on, we're leaving.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: First of all, I'm not even talking to you. And second of all, everything has to be booked through my manager. And third of all, my manager isn't talking to you either.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: If you think I'm staying one more minute in this house after your scene-stealing tantrum last night, think again.
- [carrying suitcases, leaving]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: I am not The Wind Beneath Your Wings. I'm a star in my own right.
- Roxie King: In your own mind.