- [first lines]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Look, all I'm saying is, you have more hair to wash. You should pay a bigger share of the water bill.
- Roxie King: Says the girl with the 300-watt makeup mirror.
- Roxie King: How pathetic am I? I'm gonna have to put half of this on my credit cards.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Plastic?
- [gets merry:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yes, I'm saved!
- [then realizes:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: No, all mine are maxed out.
- Sabrina Spellman: So? There are like five applications for new ones in today's mail.
- Roxie King: Of course! That is good! This is America!
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Exactly. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little black dress.